The writing contest has been suspended

Sorry to anyone who's disappointed by this decision, but the last two contests I ran turned out some rather surprising results - I had a few fairly disturbing pieces of writing, and a few people who became "harrassing" about their expectation to win. I did this for fun, and hoped everyone would take it in that light, but alas, sometimes things don't work out as we would like. If you have a story idea that you would just love to see me illustrate, feel free to write to me. Take a look at my "CUSTOM" page for a few simple guides to help you with your request.

OK, here are the rules:

Here are the pictures for the previous winners: